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This rope walks into a bar and the bartender yells at him to get out as we don't serve your kind here. The rope goes outside and tangles itself up and starts banging against the wall. He then walks back into the bar and sits down. The bartender yells at him "Aren't you the same rope I told to get out of here"? The rope replies "No, I'm a frayed knot".
 

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This guy is telling his friend that he still hasn't found his wife's killer. No body wants to do the job.
 

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Hillary Clinton calls Trump and says she would like to replace Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Trump says it's ok with him but she would have clear it with the funeral home.
 

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This guy is walking by the insane asylum and hears chanting "13-13-13-13". He tries to get a look at what's going on and looks into a small hole in the fence. Someone pokes him in the eye and says "14-14-14-14".
 

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I guess that's another way to load a diaper. LOL.
 

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I made up this list of Bars I Will Never Enter Because Of Their Name;

Boots and Saddles
Puss'n Boots
any bar with Puss or Boots in the name
Tally Ho!
Westward Ho!
any bar with Ho in the name
Crystal Pistol
Uncle Nastys
Peter's Hangout
Kitty's Sand Box
Mamas Boy
Mamas Toys
Mama Tried
any bar with Mama in the name
Wet Willies
Chilly Willies
Wee Willies
any bar with Willie in the name
Olivers Twist
Olive Or Twist
Twisted Cyst
Twisted Nipps
any bar with Twist in the name
Smelly Nellys
Wett And Smellys
any bar with Smelly in the name
Upstanding Citizen
Pretzels
Butter Churners
Lipps
Woodys
T. Baggs
....... and others .....

I guess I'll just stay out of bars altogether.....

edit: add any bar with Purple, Slippery, Goober, or Oyster in the name
 

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