Dateline August 2012: New York's testicles buyback program is in gearing up for another a weekend of activity. Volunteer veterinarians are bringing their tools and event organizers are bringing the cash. "Let's cut to the chase," says Bob, one organizers of the event and president of the local chapter of Remove Every Testicle And Reduce Dispoportionate Strength, "we just can't have all this testosterone and agression on our streets. Try as we might to contain gun sales, men continue to find a way to obtain them. So we figured we'd get to the real root of this problem. We can't get an outright ban through a mostly male congress yet, but with this economy we figured we could find desperate, willing participants. Attention all you 'ballers' we got your dollars."